2.19.2007

Life According to Paul #2

Paul wouldn't let me forget the fact that Monday means his thoughts and opinions get posted on my blog. He's been checking in all day to see if I have posted the genius thoughts of his. Um. Nope. I had to think of a genius thought worth sharing with the world. Just teasing - I married a really, really smart man ... but some of his ideas make me wonder.

Like his idea about bathrooms:
If bathrooms were up to him they would serve many functions. Every bathroom would hold a library worth of books. A computer desk would be stationed just in front of the toilet, with a keyboard within easy access, so while you're doing your business you can do your business too.
Towel heaters would be essential. And for when you're showering a TV with the World News playing.

My thoughts? Men spend enough time in the bathroom with just their imagination to amuse them. They don't need any encouragement to spend even more time in there.

6 comments:

Paul said...

hold on, hold on! don't forget the essentials! mini fridge and microwave and coffee machine. I'll also have my cell phone, fax machine and bow-flex workout center with me... a completely self supporting bathroom!

Essie said...

Ha! You're hilarious bro! I think the towel heaters are superb ideas!!! I support you 100% in that one!!!

Paul said...

Yes! I'm so happy that I'm not the only sane person around!

Jessica Morris said...

She only said the TOWEL HEATERS were a good idea. None of the other junk ;)

Paul said...

heh...

Essie said...

Sorry bro, you're only partially sane;)

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