Life According to Paul #4

An actual conversation that took place after Judah leaked through a diaper:

Paul - "We need to go get those leak proof diapers."

Me - "Oh. Do they sell leak proof diapers? I thought all diapers were to be leak proof."

Paul - "They sell leak proof diapers."

Me - "I have never seen those before. Where did you see them?"

Paul - "At Walmart."

Me - "When?"

Paul - "When we were buying diapers for him last week."

Me - "Really? I didn't see them."

Paul - "They were there. They had different levels for how much protection you want in the diaper."

Me - "Oh ... um, what did the packaging on the diapers say?"

Paul - "Different things. Some said "mega" others "super mega" and some were "huge" ..."

I just lost it... I was on the floor laughing. He still didn't get it, so I told him that was a description for the quantity of diapers.

His response was then "Well... that's dumb. I am going to make leak proof diapers."