Before boys I didn't realize how many dragons and bad guys lived in ones house.
"Mommy, we will save you from the bad guys! Wezzy - shoot that dragon over there!"
*dramatic shooting sounds ensue*
Wesley: "OH NO."
Judah: "Wezzy - throw the BALL at him. THROW THE BALL AT THE DRAGON WEZZY."
*Wesley puts his entire body into a pretend hard throw with a pretend ball at a pretend dragon, causing himself to fall over on the ground.*
Judah: "Wezzy I WILL SAVE YOU. Hold on - I WILL SAVE YOU!"
*More dramatic shooting sounds, a bit of wrestling with a pretend dragon, some huffing and puffing*
Judah: "Mommy - we did it! We killed the dragon and bad guys."
And then I kissed my heroes and thanked them for their brave service and for taking care of our home.
And when they wandered off in search of their next adventure I laughed a bit.
But only when they were out of hearing distance.
They take their job quite seriously.
And just because he's cute in the tub too: