I have this horrible habit of not being able to remember jokes. Up until this week I have never shared a joke (unless I am reading it from somewhere!) with anyone, simply because I never remember.
So this week I was talking with two friends and they start cracking jokes. I had just read a whole bunch of great jokes a couple of hours earlier, so I thought I'd join in.
So this week I was talking with two friends and they start cracking jokes. I had just read a whole bunch of great jokes a couple of hours earlier, so I thought I'd join in.
"Where does a one eyed man buy clothes?"
They didn't know. So I answered;
"A second hand store."
They didn't know. So I answered;
"A second hand store."
They looked at each other.
And then looked at me.
Totally confused expressions on their faces.
I didn't understand why, and I was like; "What?! Don't you get it?"
And they said "No... not really."
And then looked at me.
Totally confused expressions on their faces.
I didn't understand why, and I was like; "What?! Don't you get it?"
And they said "No... not really."
And so I repeated it, only this time correctly;
"Where does a one handed man buy clothes?"
"Where does a one handed man buy clothes?"
And they started laughing.
Very hard.
And told me my mistake.
And I think I turned red.
And have decided joke telling is not for me.
Very hard.
And told me my mistake.
And I think I turned red.
And have decided joke telling is not for me.
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2 comments:
Are you here all week? LOL They say stand up comedy is one of the hardest things to do! Although, I think your story is funnier than the joke so it's all ok in the end! ;)
THAT was hysterical. Don't feel bad, I can never remember them right either. That, or I'm the one pretending to think it's funny 'cus I don't get it, and then when it finally sinks in, I crack up and everyone thinks I'm nuts.
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