3.23.2006

MY PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING!

I don't do windows because ... I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.

I don't wax floors because ... I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible ( plus they may sue me.)

I don't mind the dust bunnies because ... They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.

I don't disturb cobwebs because ... I want every creature to have a home of their own.

I don't Spring Clean because ... I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous.

I don't pull weeds in the garden because .. I don't want to get in God's way, HE is an excellent designer!

I don't put things away because .. My husband will never be able to find them again.

I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because ... I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.

I don't iron because ... I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press".

I don't stress much on anything because ... "A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!!

7 comments:

mum said...

How beautiful it is to do nothing and then rest afterwards.
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The only thing wrong with doing nothing is that you never know when you're finished.
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I used to never finish things, but now I
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Very funny, Jessica, great excuses!

eder4jesus@yahoo.com said...

Yup, very funny. I was laughing the whole time *_* I will share this to Jason, then maybe I can get away with some of the house chores *_^

Essie said...

heeheehee...only my sister...

Jessica Morris said...

lol eder!! Let me know if you are able to get away with some of the chores!! =) I think I should print the list and put it on the door to our apartment as a disclaimer =)

JoJoBarnett said...

Hey Jess! I've been reading your blog for a while now. Great stuff, always good for a laugh. I love your philosophy here although I can't see you as a crusty ol' woman!

Karen said...

Hey, Jess, this is Karen Marvin. Heather T. gave me this blog site. You haven't changed a bit. :) I miss talking to you and we really must get each others emails or something. I'm going to Australia tomorrow :)

Anonymous said...

best regards, nice info »

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