At least I have an excuse for my new found 'stupidness'!! From putting dirty dishes up in the cupboard with the clean ones, to 'losing' a recipie card for a full twenty minutes WHILE I was in the middle of making the thing on the card (only to find I had put it back in my recipie binder!!) - I am certainly losing my mind!
Spen and Steven have only been here for twenty four hours, but already the phrase "It's ok. It's because your pregnant" has come out of their mouths more times then I can count. From me finding a huge fat man on a supped up sports bike funny to me craving ice cream enough to treat them both to it if they'd go to the ice cream store with me.
Now that the phrase has been created for me I think I'll adopt it.
These are the lines I am practicing:
"Sorry Paul, none of the laundry got folded, it's because I'm pregnant."
"Lets eat out tonight, again, because I'm pregnant."
"We can only watch chick flicks since I am pregnant!"
"I can't fill up the gas tank because I am pregnant!"
"I need a back rub and foot massage because I'm pregnant."
Saturday Post -- 17/03/18
4 months ago